My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
pizza spelt its own name wrong
The evolution of the Pokémon logo.
North America doesn’t even care just come get your Pokemon you piece of shit
I got high last night, and woke with this on my table
This is much more beautiful than whatever it was supposed to look like.
Cats and Tumblr
this cinematic still gives me chills
The turtle cavalry is serious shit
"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"
I almost got a penta earlier but this scrub stole four of the kills